There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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