Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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