My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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