But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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