thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
