I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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