Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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