he wants to bone in the snuggie
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
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So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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