I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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