Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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