he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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