The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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