I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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