Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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