why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
just found out that she named her cat after me.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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