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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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