dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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