What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?