Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
These tits shall not be calmed