I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal