im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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