Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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