U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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