Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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