so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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