Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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