She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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