Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
