Buhtt sex?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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