he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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