Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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