just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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