Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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