You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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