32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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