If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
how drunk are you?
Several
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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