why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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