Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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