So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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