Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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