I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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