Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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