Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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