If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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