so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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