i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Randomize
