WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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