i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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