I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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