just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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