you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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