How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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