Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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