how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I look better un-naked...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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