u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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