Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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