I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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