when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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